Everything is Terrible Tie-Dye Hat!
Sunshine? More Like Sun-Meh. Introducing the "Everything is Terrible" Tie-Dye Hat!
Is summer everything you dreamed of? Scorching sun? Annoyingly cheerful vibes? Us neither. This tie-dye cap isn't here to sugarcoat it. It's a vibrant explosion of color that perfectly captures your simmering disdain for the entire season (or anything, really).
Features:
- Apathy-inspiring tie-dye: Because even rainbows are a bit much sometimes.
- One-size-fits-most design: No matter how much you squint from the sun (or existential dread), this hat will stay on.
- Embroidered with "Everything is Terrible" on the front: Let the world know exactly how you feel (without actually saying anything, because that would require effort).
- Curved brim to shield your eyes from the sun (or the sheer disappointment of life): Because hiding behind a hat is a perfectly acceptable coping mechanism.
This hat is perfect for:
- People who miss the rain.
- Introverts forced to socialize at barbecues.
- Anyone who just wants to be left alone with their existential musings.
Don't let summer sunshine bring you down. Embrace the glorious negativity with the "Everything is Terrible" Tie-Dye Hat!
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More details
- 100% cotton
- Low profile
- Tri-glide buckle closure
- One size fits most
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Riorach
- Email: riorach-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the phthalates, lead, cadmium and mercury level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 20 1/2" - 24 1/2"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Everything is Terrible Tie-Dye Hat! Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C | D |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
One size
|
20
|
4.53
|
2.67
|
6.3
|